We went grocery shopping today. As we're pulling into the parking lot of the store, Sister makes an observation.
Sister: "Mommy, our car isn't nice and shiny like those cars. Our car is dirty. Ewwww."
Me (chuckling): "You're right. We need to wash ours, huh?"
Sister: "I'd like a sparkly, red car!"
Brother: "How about a sparkly, red vulva?"
Me (in my head): "WHAT DID YOU SAY????!!!!!!" (out loud to brother, in a calm and cool fashion) "What was that, dear?"
Brother: "A vulva, like her Barbie vulva."
Me (sighing): "Oh, you mean a Volvo."