- A pungent, unexplainable odor greets you when you walk in the door.
- There are sippy cups in the sink containing what appears to be cottage cheese.
- You find a laundry basket containing dirty clothes you thought were lost, which explains the phenomena of the disappearing washcloths.
- Your baby's knees are brown from crawling on the floor.
- You stick to the floor when you walk on it.
- You are unloading the dishwasher, but can't find a clean surface to put a clean dish on.
- No silverware in the silverware drawer.
- One word: Commando.
- The cat wants to go live with the neighbors...and they have dogs.
- You need orange cones and flashing lights around the pile of laundry in the hall so people can walk through without hurting themselves.
- You find leftovers from Christmas in the fridge...and it's mid January.
- Your six-year-old says, "Mom, what's that brown stuff on the stove?"
- You search the yellow pages for the nearest truckstop so you can use a bathroom cleaner than your own.
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
How to Know It's Time to Clean House
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4 comments:
i was wondering what all of these clues were suggesting! now we just wait on the little time-granting troll, right?
we turned a half-"eaten" bagel into a magnet today, VERY fun!
Supermom, you never cease to make me laugh! I love your tips. I may put them on my refrigerator!
I'm not sure how any of these directly point to needing to clean. Sounds like dorm life in college, right?
You are hilarious.
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