1. After Baby took apart one of Sister's puzzles: "Cookie (our cat), scratch my baby sister."
2. While we were playing tea party: "Mommy, would you like some frogs and blood tea?"
3. Talking about her friend's birthday party, which comes before her own: "Jesus says we should have my birthday party first, because it is nice to let others go first."
4. "I'm a murder-maid." I believe she meant to say mermaid...at least I hope that's what she meant.