Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Body Found In Young Girl's Room


SISTER'S ROOM (AP) - A man's nude, decapitated body was found late Wednesday morning in a child's bedroom near an empty Cinderella carriage. Officials made the gruesome discovery after Cinderella made a distressed call to police. She was about to enter her carriage and go to the ball when she noticed the carriage door was ajar. That was when she found the body. She declined further comment. Though the head has yet to be recovered, police believe the man to be Alan. Alan's longtime girlfriend/wife, Barbie, and the Fairy Tale Prince are current suspects in the murder. Barbie and Alan started having problems last month, when the Fairy Tale Prince moved to the area. It is reported Barbie began an affair with the prince. According to eyewitnesses, the two have been seen together at various events. The prince's crown was recovered from the scene. All attempts to locate the two have been unsuccessful.

Police are investigating leads to their whereabouts. The Prince is dressed in a light blue dress coat with gold brocade, gold knickers and knee high boots. He has sandy blonde hair, blue eyes and dazzlingly white teeth. Barbie has waist length platinum blonde hair, turqouise eyes and a deep, dark California tan. She is wearing a white polka dot top, pink skirt and red Baywatch jacket. They were last seen in a late model, sky blue Volvo with vanity plates reading "Barbie". Please contact police if you have any information relating to this case.

5 comments:

janiners said...

all I can say is, "You are awesome, Supermom!" I'll keep my eye out for those two criminals. Poor Alan.

heartsjoy said...

Someone bored today? :) Very creative.

LiteratureLover said...

Okay, I wasn't ready for that one! Laughing. Poor Alan. Let's have a moment of silence.

h b said...

can someone get a pin over here for the prez of the mom club? i wonder how long it takes to advance from yogurt on the windows to decapitated plastic bodies?

The Zs said...

I found your blog through a link on my BIL's blog (Dino Z.) That was hilarious; had me LOL for real! Thanks!