Sister's Room (AP) - A head belonging to the wife of a murder victim was found in a plastic, pretend microwave on Wednesday. The head belonged to Barbie, who was a suspect in her husband's death earlier this year, along with the Fairy Tale Prince. After finding Barbie in much the same way as her late husband, Police began to believe it was the work of a serial killer. After a thorough investigation, evidence led them to Sister, shown in this snapshot. 
Sister has a history of violence with small, plastic people and often uses disguises to charm and disorient authorities. However, when questioned, she was quick to admit guilt. "I just wanted to pull it," was her statement in regard to the discovered head. So far, no formal charges have been filed, but she is expected to receive no more than probation and community service at the hand of her mother.
The Fairy Tale Prince could not be reached for comment.
Services for Barbie were held today at the Kitchen Trashcan.
18 comments:
Hilarious! When I was a kid my barbies started to miss their heads, when we moved out of the house my jr year of high school I found the heads crammed under my bookshelf in my bedroom. I carried them into the living room to ask about them and my brother admitted to the crime!
I never would have suspected.....
I knew it! Guilty! She'll need to go to those Barbie parenting skills classes. Tsk tsk...she must have had a rough childhood and a hard life.
We never would have guessed...she was always such a nice girl.
Sick...but funny.
Very funny! She looks so innocent! It may be hard to get a jury to believe she had anything to do with it!
SHe is so callous in her remarks..i just wanted to! Wow! Sounds like serious work is needed. Im kidding of course. This was cute!
MYSTERY SOLVED!!!! I hope you are going to warn her future husband about this particular fascination!!! :-D
It's always the cute ones.
SuperMom CSI, I might actually watch that one. :)
ta-he te-he! :-D, yeah Super Mom CSI . . . I'd tune in! Love it!
LMAO That is too funny! Turtle used to tear the heads off and then cut the barbie's hair.
Where do I send flowers? They'll be plastic of course.
that's so funny! and it sounds like something my daughter would do. she looks a lot like your princess too!
Just to show how deep my addictions run, what I learned from this whole story: Hmmm, Supermom has a cool T.V.
wow, i totally didn't notice that at first glance. Very nice TV, congrats Supermom...or should I be congratulating hubby of supermom?
I love your blog. I think are kids are similar in ages. I just added you to my bloglines and you had 31 subscribers. WoW!
Gasp! Poor little Barbie. At least she's not alone in Trash Can Cemetary.
too funny!
ROFLOL. I can always count on you for a good laugh!
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