Thursday, July 20, 2006

Discovery of Head Cracks Cold Case

Sister's Room (AP) - A head belonging to the wife of a murder victim was found in a plastic, pretend microwave on Wednesday. The head belonged to Barbie, who was a suspect in her husband's death earlier this year, along with the Fairy Tale Prince. After finding Barbie in much the same way as her late husband, Police began to believe it was the work of a serial killer. After a thorough investigation, evidence led them to Sister, shown in this snapshot.
Sister has a history of violence with small, plastic people and often uses disguises to charm and disorient authorities. However, when questioned, she was quick to admit guilt. "I just wanted to pull it," was her statement in regard to the discovered head. So far, no formal charges have been filed, but she is expected to receive no more than probation and community service at the hand of her mother.
The Fairy Tale Prince could not be reached for comment.
Services for Barbie were held today at the Kitchen Trashcan.

18 comments:

jessica said...

Hilarious! When I was a kid my barbies started to miss their heads, when we moved out of the house my jr year of high school I found the heads crammed under my bookshelf in my bedroom. I carried them into the living room to ask about them and my brother admitted to the crime!

Heth said...

I never would have suspected.....

jesprincess said...

I knew it! Guilty! She'll need to go to those Barbie parenting skills classes. Tsk tsk...she must have had a rough childhood and a hard life.

Catherine said...

We never would have guessed...she was always such a nice girl.

Sick...but funny.

joyfuljourney said...

Very funny! She looks so innocent! It may be hard to get a jury to believe she had anything to do with it!

Andreia said...

SHe is so callous in her remarks..i just wanted to! Wow! Sounds like serious work is needed. Im kidding of course. This was cute!

Jen said...

MYSTERY SOLVED!!!! I hope you are going to warn her future husband about this particular fascination!!! :-D

But Momma said...

It's always the cute ones.

SuperMom CSI, I might actually watch that one. :)

Michelle said...

ta-he te-he! :-D, yeah Super Mom CSI . . . I'd tune in! Love it!

Mommy the Maid said...

LMAO That is too funny! Turtle used to tear the heads off and then cut the barbie's hair.

Shalee said...

Where do I send flowers? They'll be plastic of course.

melissa said...

that's so funny! and it sounds like something my daughter would do. she looks a lot like your princess too!

Bttrfly1976 said...

Just to show how deep my addictions run, what I learned from this whole story: Hmmm, Supermom has a cool T.V.

soulreavers said...

wow, i totally didn't notice that at first glance. Very nice TV, congrats Supermom...or should I be congratulating hubby of supermom?

Wendy said...

I love your blog. I think are kids are similar in ages. I just added you to my bloglines and you had 31 subscribers. WoW!

LiteratureLover said...

Gasp! Poor little Barbie. At least she's not alone in Trash Can Cemetary.

Malissa said...

too funny!

HeartsDesire said...

ROFLOL. I can always count on you for a good laugh!