A few additional items to complete your extreme makeover: Porch and yard furniture Bumper stickers and signs that praise the greatness of guns. A swimming pool that looks remarkably similar to a used tub. A whirlpool spa that looks remarkably similar to the "swimming pool."Hope this was helpful.
And Christmas lights still hanging from your bushes in July. That only happened to us one year-- once my 12 year old got old enough to paid for removing them, we no longer have to suffer through that embarrassment. :)
Looks like my fingers are skipping about every other word that my brain is thinking. Sorry for all of the typos. Good grief. I must be a redneck.
Laughing. You poor thing. I love all those tips!
Where do we live? Oh yeah, Oklahoma. Think of this as camoflauge - which is by the way, appropriate prom wear this time of year.
Funny!Today I heard myself say "Boys! Look out the window, there's a four wheeler doing a wheelie down our street!" I love living in Iowa.
You could add some farm animals too...I love driving through town and seeing people with chickens running around their yard...or goats.
You could be fashionable and have the colored duct tape to match your car. That might "up" your redneck status. :-)
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