Friday, April 28, 2006

You Might Be A Redneck If... replace an automobile window with a Hefty bag and duct tape:

Now all we need is a broken down car parked in our yard.

Wait...we have that, too. But at least it isn't up on cement blocks. Yet.


thebarefootpoet said...

A few additional items to complete your extreme makeover:
Porch and yard furniture

Bumper stickers and signs that praise the greatness of guns.

A swimming pool that looks remarkably similar to a used tub.

A whirlpool spa that looks remarkably similar to the "swimming pool."

Hope this was helpful.

Michelle- This One's For The Girls said...

And Christmas lights still hanging from your bushes in July. That only happened to us one year-- once my 12 year old got old enough to paid for removing them, we no longer have to suffer through that embarrassment. :)

Michelle- This One's For The Girls said...

Looks like my fingers are skipping about every other word that my brain is thinking. Sorry for all of the typos. Good grief. I must be a redneck.

LiteratureLover said...

Laughing. You poor thing. I love all those tips!

Kyle said...

Where do we live? Oh yeah, Oklahoma.

Think of this as camoflauge - which is by the way, appropriate prom wear this time of year.

Heth said...


Today I heard myself say "Boys! Look out the window, there's a four wheeler doing a wheelie down our street!"

I love living in Iowa.

jessica said...

You could add some farm animals too...I love driving through town and seeing people with chickens running around their yard...or goats.

halleye said...

You could be fashionable and have the colored duct tape to match your car. That might "up" your redneck status. :-)

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