9. Size 5 jeans, and the skinny little booty to fit in them.
8. Self-cleaning house. Kind of like a self cleaning oven...you close the door, push a button, and let it go.
7. Chocolate that is not only good for you, but actually helps you lose weight.
5. World Peace. After all, I don't want to seem completely selfish.
4. Coffeemaker with a gallon-sized caraffe.
3. Did I mention sleep?
2. A magic wand to go with my tiara.
1. A limitless gift certificate to Ebay.