I've done it. I didn't think it could be done, but I have persevered and I have achieved the impossible. I put the last load of laundry in the washer. There is no more. The hamper is empty. I have actually done ALL my laundry.
For all you desperate housewives out there, I am offering you hope. Don't let the dream die, baby. It can be done. Dare to dream the impossible dream (cue music).