Friday, August 25, 2006

WARNING!



If you happen to see this box in the freezer section of your local Wal-Mart and/or Sam's Club, avert your eyes and keep walking.

These seemingly sweet and innocent little sundae cups are evil. Evil sent from the pits of a fiery hell by the Dark Angel himself to lead us into temptation and spit us out on the other side, soul-less and devoid of righteousness. They will take you prisoner and suck any and every thought from your brain until all you can think of is the gooey, buttery caramel sauce underneath a dark, rich chocolate shell with tiny, little chocolate candies hiding within. You will find yourself hiding them from your children, and lying when they find them. (e.g. "These? Oh, you won't like them. They're filled with vitamins and carrots...and, uh...bugs. Yeah, bugs. Those are little candy coated beetles.) They will turn you into a mindless drone, shuffling around in your pajamas, with only one goal in life...to have more.

STAY AWAY!

25 comments:

Chilihead2 said...

Oh. My. Word. Those look delicious. I need to purposely stay away from the frozen treats aisle.

Heather said...

DUDE! Ther are only 4 in the package! They had better be good! Dang girl I only splurge on Dove anyway (and I hide them from EVERYONE - in fact MIL was visiting and found them and I said they were MINE and I wouldn't share. YES I DID!!! ~ Used the PMS excuse but threatened to lop off a hand...)

Mommy the Maid said...

I think I am addicted already. This is the first I have heard or seen of these.

Everyday Mommy said...

Slipping on sweats and heading to Sam's right now. I'll be back...

theresa said...

Those look delicious.....I think I've gained 10 lbs while reading your post.

Heth said...

Don't I need to make a trip to Walmart for something......

Michelle- This One's For The Girls said...

Get thee behind me Satan!

Sandi said...

Hmm, you would be good working for a advertisement company, because darn't it I want some of those.

org junkie said...

WOW! I don't think they sell these in Canada. Thank God! I'd be in big trouble!

Daddyman said...

that sounds dangerous, glad I am nowhere near a walmart or sams!

crazeemommy said...

Going grocery shopping today. Think I'll pick up some of those to go with my South Beach Diet frozen entrees. yum.....

Mama of 2 said...

Supermom...they look like soemthing I would buy when I was completely alone and then hit under the frozen mixed veggies (a place where no one in my house would dare to look) and keep these all to myself.

yerdoingitwrong said...

YUM! I must have those.

Sabrina said...

Yikes! Glad us here in Canada don't have those temptations!

Cara said...

Oh my gosh, my husband I love the chocolate and peanut butter ones...they have Reese's pieces in them....hey, we're going to Wal-Mart when he gets off of work tonight and it's been a while since we bought some :)

the womom said...

boy those look good. We just received a handful of Hagen Dazs gift certs. My dh is on the way out to get the Creme Brulee...
yum

Chappyswife said...

This is blogging GOLD! Thank you for the warning!

Clemntine said...

Thanks so much for the warning and the hard-won wisdom. I will make a covenant with my eyes...

shannon @ rocksinmydryer said...

I just saw those at the store for the first time last week and I was SO tempted. But I resisted, oh yes I did...

jessica said...

hmmm... I need to go to wal-mart today... thanks for being the bad influence... when my butt gets bigger I am going to say "SUpermom made me!"

The Human Napkin said...

What? All I heard was chocolate...

humpty said...

Girl! You are messing around with the wrong person. I just hit the "lost 23 lbs." mark and you are tempting me like this!!!!! I am going to have to quit reading your blog if you do this again. I LOVE chocolate and carmel.

Last night dh and I wnet to the movies and I had the only snack I have had since June 13th - popcorn. I would rather have had chocolate and carmel. Wahhhhh!

sodijety said...

OOPS I've so many already, maybe that's why I can't hear my kids anymore.

Cheerio's on my butt? said...

You're so funny! And congratulations on your school metamorphis!

soulreavers said...

roflmao. Awesome description