There must be something to this 6-6-06 stuff after all. Today really is the end of the world.
I just saw David Lee Roth on The Tonight Show singing a bluegrass version of Van Halan's "Jump".
Yup. You heard right. I said bluegrass.
He looked like a gay televangelist in flare-legged jeans. Where's the spandex? Where's the crazy, devil-may-care hair? He didn't even do even do a toe touch. Not even one.
It's wrong. Wrong, I tell you.