As I was out and about today, I noticed some interesting sings in my neck of the woods:
"Free Kettins" - I am asumming they ment "kittens", but won can niver tell.
"Blessed Roofing" - Due to the recent hailstorm, sporting baseball-sized hail, almost every house on my street has had to have some roof work done. So there are lots of signs for roofing companies around. But this one must be extra special...divinely appointed, even. It probably has a guarantee agains baseball-sized hail, as well as large trees, tornadoes, giants falling from beanstalks. Wonder if they're listed in the Shepherd's Guide?
And my personal favorite...
Hey, Jesus loves meth users, too.