I rarely watch the news anymore. It only leaves me depressed. However, since we are getting our third snowstorm this winter (a rarity in our fair state) I thought I'd try to catch the weather and find out what the heck is going on.
But I shouldn't have.
Today I saw something that shook me to the core. It enraged me.
A woman who had her baby in four minutes.
That's right, people. Her water broke and four minutes later she had the baby.
Talk about global warming. Talk about war in Iraq. But this...this is beyond unfair. It's unspeakable. I mean, should she even qualify as a mother? Can we take a vote and have her excommunicated from the Mom Club? Impeached? Something?
Geez. I just can't watch the news.