One very energetic, six-year-old boy. Scruffy in appearance, missing two front teeth, usually has holes in knees. Housebroken, though needs some work on aim. Could benefit from obedience training. Eats only peanut butter and root beer. Serious inquiries only.
Okay, okay. Of course, I wouldn't take anything for my one and only boy. Although if you had asked me earlier today, I might have given it some thought. He is so whiny and downright crotchety!!! It's driving me up the wall. If he complains this much at six, what is it going to be like when he's sixteen?