Friday, April 28, 2006

You Might Be A Redneck If...

...you replace an automobile window with a Hefty bag and duct tape:














Now all we need is a broken down car parked in our yard.

Wait...we have that, too. But at least it isn't up on cement blocks. Yet.

6 comments:

thebarefootpoet said...

A few additional items to complete your extreme makeover:
Porch and yard furniture

Bumper stickers and signs that praise the greatness of guns.

A swimming pool that looks remarkably similar to a used tub.

A whirlpool spa that looks remarkably similar to the "swimming pool."

Hope this was helpful.

Michelle- This One's for the Girls said...

And Christmas lights still hanging from your bushes in July. That only happened to us one year-- once my 12 year old got old enough to paid for removing them, we no longer have to suffer through that embarrassment. :)

LiteratureLover said...

Laughing. You poor thing. I love all those tips!

Kyle said...

Where do we live? Oh yeah, Oklahoma.

Think of this as camoflauge - which is by the way, appropriate prom wear this time of year.

Heth said...

Funny!

Today I heard myself say "Boys! Look out the window, there's a four wheeler doing a wheelie down our street!"

I love living in Iowa.

Jessica said...

You could add some farm animals too...I love driving through town and seeing people with chickens running around their yard...or goats.